Happy birthday 
Needles & Grooves
Hollywood
Corycm
in the US your birthday is tomorrow, so technically early happy birthday (observed).
Sebastian
Sorry @girlnevergoesout. I was busy working out. Thanks for the tag though.
Mather
Six consecutive years of forgetting my birthday.
kvetcha
NightMather left a bunch of warped records on my pillow and I was too scared to report it to the authorities
Mather
It would actually be easier to count how many times you've all REMEMBERED my birthday.
The answer is zero.
The answer is zero.
Corycm
If we’ve forgotten they don’t count. Congrats, you’re six years younger, you ingrate.
Selaws
Happy belated birthday!
Mather
no
ranbalam
Mine too. Although I forget my own at this point.
MikeH
gotta do the Michael Scott next time:
Melt Face Molly Drop
You forgot my birthday? When I specifically asked you not to?
Mather
let's not muddy the waters here
Mather
Omg
It's the birthday boy
It's the birthday boy
Dirtbag Auntie
This is all a classic libra thread.
Mather
We are legion. And no one ever remembers any of our birthdays.