Needles & Grooves

All that to listen to crappy 128kb mp3 downloaded off Limewire

That's a bomb.

This is going to be me in a few months when my phone no longer has a headphone jack

I am more concerned with his haircut. Nothing against Mohawks but if you have a gigantic melon for a head you’d think you’d do your dammdest to draw attention away from it. Triple XL over-the-ear soup can headphones don’t help much either.

Is that a Zune??

Certainly this qualifies for the see something, say something campaign most subways have.