Needles & Grooves

Better be a bespoke cassette mechanism.

edit: wait, it’s a digital player? lame.

I'm pretty sure I can still dig up my original walkman.

They have been making digital audio players under the Walkman banner for a while, but sadly they don't look like a Walkman

How many times does this idea have to fail?

You’re going to need it

One could stick the MP3 player of their choice inside the hollowed-out body of an old walkman for less, no? A couple bucks for pluckable foam to fit it snugly inside and punch a little hole for the headphones. If you have this need to make your MP3 player more huge for some reason.