Needles & Grooves

You got this! Just be yourself!

you got this! your a great person! Have a great date!

don’t show any fear, and if they charge make yourself look as big as possible and if they don’t stop then curl up and play dead wait i might not be thinking of a date

Have a great time! Enjoy it!

Make sure it's a pitted date. Those suckers are tough to eat if not pi...oh I see now

make sure you lead with this really obsessive hobby you have where you collect records, i'm sure that'll go over well

Good luck! And know that even if you're nervous if they're cool they won't mind. A friend of mine took a Klonopin before a first date to calm his nerves then drank and peed on the girl's carpet. They've been married for 10 years now

hope you two crazy kids have a fun first date!

@Corycm you made me genuinely laugh really hard. I hope @Jake! read that, laughed, and relaxed

Gotta find Jake a special someone to keep him away from my Secret Canadian Girlfriend Who Is Totally Not Made Up. I don’t need that sort of competition.

my high school boyfriend ate cat food on our first date and we were together for five years so maybe try that?

My internet daughter is a delight but UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU TAKE DATING ADVICE FROM HER