I mean, I think you really only have yourself to blame. One does not eat strip club food without accepting certain... risks...
Needles & Grooves
Mather
Melt Face Molly Drop
Did you eat the New York Strip? It's the only safe thing to eat.
Fleetwood-Matt
I've only been to a strip club once and I ended up crying in the bathroom. Interesting night
Mather
@Fleetwood-Matt this is the correct response to finding yourself in a strip club.
Colonel_Angus
Plot twist: she didn’t have any food at the strip club.
Mather
One of my exes worked at a strip club, they're depressing AF.
Mather
Both? Let's go with both.
djdavedk
My analogy (ooh err) for a strip club is a buffet where you only get to look at the food. Gets old quickly.
JohnnyCashFan
Old saying, if you go looking for trouble u will certainly find it. Hope you feel better, stay hydrated.
dansomeone
Story checks out.
sahomerrocks
Do you have a friend that orders the hot roast beef at every strip club they go to whether it's on the menu or not?
Just me? Ok.
Just me? Ok.