Needles & Grooves

Every time I walk into a local dispensary there's a small voice in the back of my head that goes "This is all a ruse, it's a set-up to catch you specifically, the Feds are gonna bust in any minute now". Can't say it really goes away

Yeah exactly. Like I just bought weed, on the internet, from THE MAN, with my credit card. I'm either the biggest rube in the world or SHIT JUST GOT AWESOME

Gonna come warped.

C'mon you can do better than that.

I really can’t.

I have faith in you.

“Either way, Mather’s always getting some fresh wax in the mail” (I’m not sure if this colloquialism transcends the border)

MOAR LIKE DITCH WARP AMIRITE?