Needles & Grooves

Cane's sauce

It’s mustard

This or this

Tabasco.

I'm with @Kris : CHIMICHURRI

@TenderLovingKiller® stole mine.

Secret Aardvark Serrabanero, of course Serrabanero Green Hot Sauce

Also, ketchup rules (but not #1). I actually own this t-shirt (@scotthilk you should pick one up):

Dijon mustard, none of that yellow American crap.

Dijon honey mustard

@LiamGallagher’sBucketHat
That's not the same sauce @Hollywood picked, right?

balsamic vinegar. salads check. sandwiches check. pasta dishes check. it's sweet, salty, and sour. check. check. check.

@Colonel_Angus has the right answer. +1 on the Ranch.

Thousand island/special sauce/remoulade kinda thing. Ranch a close second. Flavor packed + versatility is key.

Me and some friends regularly play condiment island with new people where we force them to pick 3 instead of one. Another fun game is what animal would you pick to eat for the rest of your life. Fish counts as a single animal as does all shellfish. Spoiler: the correct answer is pig.

dill mustard

Homemade salsa

Cane’s sauce , but only if made in Baton Rouge.

Alright, I've got a lot of new condiments to try, thank you all for your suggestions.

Just for the record the correct answer was any form of mustard.

I will not be taking any questions.