Needles & Grooves

ok wait I wanna see this

I think the buried lede is that @Mather Ubers to work every day like he’s Don Draper.

he gives his chauffeur Sundays off.

That drill remix is pretty alright though

@kvetcha if ONLY it was actually that suave and debonair.

FANTASY- Don Draper/Mather sipping a breakfast bourbon whilst being chauffeured to work in a 65 Cadillac Fleetwood. His suit, as always, remains unwrinkled and impeccably styled.

REALITY- Mather/Bobcat Goldthwait racing out the front door completely disheveled, wearing two different shoes and screaming something about "teak tweeters". Lightly frothing at the mouth and with old toothpaste dribbling down his shirt he leaps into a complete strangers car while offering a "shiny farthing" if the clearly terrified driver can get him to work in 10 minutes or less. (It's a 30 minute drive).

You could have a daughter that is obsessed with that song and asks for it every day on the way to daycare. And if you make even a whisper you have to start over because she "can't hear it"