This is very very accurate. NIGHTMather smokes. But now that I live in the middle of no where he can't drunkenly stumble to the local 24 hour convenience store to buy them. He is frequently very frustrated by this fact.
Could you please get NIGHTMather on colour commentary for the basketball games? This solo play by play guy seems to have lack emotion and any understanding of the game. I can send cigs and vinyl.
Well I can ASSURE you that no one rivals NIGHTMather when it comes to an aggressive lack of understanding of pretty much everything. It would definitely be entertaining, but likely not particularly informative.