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blenoxsmith
blenoxsmith
all good, he's an American comedian and actor who does some really out there stuff (Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!), but he also makes music. On his last album, Fear of Death, he collaborated with Weyes Blood.
Hollywood
Hollywood
If I actually told you what they put in Pepsi you guys would never drink it again...
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Hollywood
Hollywood
Trust me you don't want to know 🤣
Joe Mac
Joe Mac
Meh it’s a bunch of chemicals that’ll slowly kill me. Such is eating and drinking in the twenty first century.
Hollywood
Hollywood
Nope not chemicals, it's a natural and proteinous ingredient 😬
Melt Face Molly Drop
Melt Face Molly Drop
The internet tells me it’s Diet Pepsi that’s non vegan. But I don’t drink either anyway and I watched The Fly last night so my stomach is ready for you to divulge your details
Turbo
Turbo
Salmon sperm? BSE Prion? Drosophila? Limburger whey? What?
Turbo
Turbo
Powdered pork bung?
Hollywood
Hollywood
@Turbo not salmon but bovine 🐄 sperm
Melt Face Molly Drop
Melt Face Molly Drop
Delicious. What’s the source on that?
Turbo
Turbo
Salmon sperm DNA was used all the time back in my old lab days as generic site blocker (because it's abundant and apparently easy to get).
Hollywood
Hollywood
Hollywood
Hollywood
Let's just say I use to work for a certain government department 🏬 as a student and I saw the ingredient list first hand 🤷‍♂️
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Melt Face Molly Drop
Melt Face Molly Drop
Did they disclose what said ingredient actually does. Is it for flavor, freshness preservation, or to make mancow DNA hybrids for the government?
Joe Mac
Joe Mac
Is @Hollywood a convincing government whistleblower or is he just looking for attention 🤔🤔🤔

Also it was pretty clear from how evasive you were being that it was going to be one form of jizz or another.
Hollywood
Hollywood
@Joe Mac I'm not making this shit up I swear 😒
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Melt Face Molly Drop
"Tell us why you're here at AA today."

Well, I came to Animals Anonymous because I've been struggling to come to terms with who I am. My mother is a cow. Not like fat or anything but a real cow named Bessie. And my dad is an accountant in New York. You may already have plenty of questions so let me start from the beginning. It started with a can Pepsi. I just wanted a Pepsi.
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Melt Face Molly Drop
I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go: What, what's the matter?
And she goes: What's the matter with you?
I go: There's nothing wrong mom
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