Needles & Grooves

My bad, I sometimes order records from Amazon.

Hell I’ll buy them in a Cracker Barrel if the prices are good.

But my local record store sells rolling stone...

Here’s hoping my local record store starts carrying TP then!

Newbury Comics and Bull Moose actually sell those gag rolls of TP. You know the ones that have Trump's face on each sheet and what not? Does that count?

But I need the toilet paper to clean the records!