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He’s hacked your smart fridge
Ok, I feel that I have to set the record straight here. I may like stereo gadgets, and Lego and whatnot. But I am fully anti smart everything. I have no smart appliances, doorbells, door locks or any of that shit. I do not need my fridge spying on me, my phone already has that position on lock down.
 
I'd be more worried he knows the size of your bathroom...
Yes I'm very confused here because I live in a small post war bungalow with tiny post war bungalow bathrooms and a fridge that can barely fit a six pack of beer. I can almost guarantee that Newman's house and bathrooms and appliances dwarf anything in here.
 
Ok, I feel that I have to set the record straight here. I may like stereo gadgets, and Lego and whatnot. But I am fully anti smart everything. I have no smart appliances, doorbells, door locks or any of that shit. I do not need my fridge spying on me, my phone already has that position on lock down.
No doorbell camera you say? When are you expecting new gear again? 🤔
 
I like when guests over at my house ask me where the bathroom is...

Like, any room is the bathroom if you don't care.

Also it's down the hall and to the left. It'll be the one with the toilet.

Yeah I mean I’m just asking where I can take a piss without whipping out my dick in public or nosing through all of your rooms until I find it.
 
Well then why is odd that I want to know what room to go to do it in?
Is this one of those times where I say I was only taking the piss? Or whatever the turn of phrase is over there?

It's not odd, I just feel like anyone with any sense could guess where someone's facilities are in a house just by them having existed in the world for a time. Also my house is not large and has very few doors. You've got a 50/50 chance of it being the bathroom or the pantry.
 
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