Dirtbag Auntie
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So you can shave off $4 for shipping. Bring it on Friday.
Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)
- Thread starter Captainfog
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I started typing a reply and then I felt too dirty so I just had to delete it and now I’m not sure why I’m typing this but I am so here we are…
Jeff Lerner
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wife: why is our toddler bleeding?
me: he cut himself with my new $80 record opener that I use to open my $35 records
wife: ::stabs me in the throat WITH INTENTION::
I know I often find myself opening a record only to suddenly come to the horrible realization that my actual intention was to eat a hamburger.
Thank God this solves that problem.
Okay I think I'm done now.
Thank God this solves that problem.
Okay I think I'm done now.
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Ah fuck it, I have no shame. Maybe something like.
There’s nothing like the feeling of cold hard steel in your hand as you propel it’s razor sharp edge through the thin barrier separating you from intense aural pleasure…
Yeah I feel dirty now.
imtheocean
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avecigrec
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I mean, you'd be a fool not to!
TenderLovingKiller®
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You guys see this awesome new specialized tool designed to safely open vinyls without damaging them?! No more using my teeth! and it’s a steal at only $80! I guess they are calling this tool a “knife” seems pretty revolutionary if ya ask me.
Seriously though, as a guy that has an affinity for pocket knives (I just got a custom Buck 110 over the weekend, it’s a beaut). I am not offended by an $80 knife. I am offended by a poorly designed, supremely overpriced novelty knife. I would not buy records from a knife company why on earth would anybody buy a knife from a company that makes records?
Crabbers
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the knife will be warped too
TheThinWhiteDuke
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He is Australian, he will be disappointed it isn't a larger knife
the knife is also from some boutique overpriced knife company.. seeing as this is their swiss army knife
shop.thejamesbrand.com
surprisingly this is their cheapest knife i think
The Ellis - EDC Multi Tool | The James Brand
Built around a partially-serrated Swedish Sandvik 12C27 stainless-steel blade, the Ellis features a deep-carry wire clip as well as our All-Things scraper, flat-head screwdriver and pry tool.
shop.thejamesbrand.com
surprisingly this is their cheapest knife i think
zdkaiser
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What's truly ironic is, if you watch their Zamrock Anthology Boxset video, they open the packaging with just a regular-ass knife. Missed opportunity VMP!
The Story of Zamrock 2nd Edition
Told through 8 rare Zambian garage rock albums — curated by Now-Again Records, Strawberry Rain Music and VMP.
www.vinylmeplease.com
TenderLovingKiller®
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To be fair, their crack team of engineers and designers were still perfecting the technology when that video was taken.What's truly ironic is, if you watch their Zamrock Anthology Boxset video, they open the packaging with just a regular-ass knife. Missed opportunity VMP!
The Story of Zamrock 2nd Edition
Told through 8 rare Zambian garage rock albums — curated by Now-Again Records, Strawberry Rain Music and VMP.
dbarila
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Is there much overlap between boutique knife enthusiasts and record collectors? Seems like VMP should have figured that out early on.the knife is also from some boutique overpriced knife company.. seeing as this is their swiss army knife
The Ellis - EDC Multi Tool | The James Brand
Built around a partially-serrated Swedish Sandvik 12C27 stainless-steel blade, the Ellis features a deep-carry wire clip as well as our All-Things scraper, flat-head screwdriver and pry tool.
surprisingly this is their cheapest knife i think
NateOEB
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All of this conversation is well worth $80. Also, no one has mentioned it but that extremely overpriced knife is cute af.
I mean, come on!
I mean, come on!
ThePakoBuelna
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Managed to see at least 1 warped record.
