Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

[waruv]

Someone is gonna scratch their record with this knife, 100%. Man that's funny.

 

[Colonel4Bin]

Haven't checked this thread in a while. Just came for all the $79 exacto knife comments. You all did not disappoint.

Lol same. There is at least one day a month that I think “hey maybe I should re-sub to VMP, let me see what they’re up to” and then they do stuff like this and I understand why I left a long time ago.

 

[KenKaniff]

If you're excited for that fucking $79 record opener than I know I genuinely wouldn't like you as a person if I met you.

 

[dbarila]

They're selling it as "the first of it's kind." Sometimes there's a reason something hasn't already been made.

 

[bdrummond]

They're selling it as "the first of it's kind." Sometimes there's a reason something hasn't already been made.

They created a knife.
Then branded it as a record opener.

It's the first of it's kind because nobody ever was stupid enough to rebrand a knife for one SUPER specific purpose.

 

[dbarila]

And nowhere is the description does it say why this knife is better for opening records than my $10 Craftsman Utility knife.

 

[dbarila]

They created a knife.
Then branded it as a record opener.

It's the first of it's kind because nobody ever was stupid enough to rebrand a knife for one SUPER specific purpose.

"can I use this to open my Amazon packages?"

Didn't you read! It's for Lost Sound Found purposes only! It can open nothing else!

 

[Mather]

Look. Let's be perfectly fucking honest here.

It's a coke knife.

 

[KenKaniff]

Putting out this tool for $79 isn't being an advocate for the vinyl community, it's for exploiting it.

 

[bdrummond]

Look. Let's be perfectly fucking honest here.

It's a coke knife.

Not nearly big enough for the amount of coke that was going on when brainstorming this gem of an idea.

 

[bdrummond]

Putting out this tool for $79 isn't being an advocate for the vinyl community, it's for exploiting it.

Again.

12on12.

The exploitation of vinyl newbies with way too much disposable income has been going on for awhile.

 

[KenKaniff]

This "tool" is going to end up in swaps when sales are zero.

 

[bdrummond]

A whole wide world of branded accessories they could've put out there, and this is where they landed. It's something so unbelievable that only VMP could've ever brought it to fruition.

 

[gaporter]

 

[imtheocean]

Behind the scenes pic of the pitch meeting for this:

 

[jamieanderson1968]

For an even looooonger blade, I’d pay $160 for a machete that’s a VMP/Danny Trejo partnership.
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Naw, Danny has standards and they are much higher than VMP

 

[djdavedk]

Anyone with an $80 record weight cannot make fun of that knife.

 

[dbarila]

Behind the scenes pic of the pitch meeting for this:

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More like

 

[Mather]

Behind the scenes pic of the pitch meeting for this:

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[jamieanderson1968]

I prefer the cd/dvd opener. They went with the "As(s) seen on tv route"