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  1. sarcasticfairyprincess

    Had my last final today. Now I get to rest for a week, and then fly to France next Friday. Ahhh.

    Had my last final today. Now I get to rest for a week, and then fly to France next Friday. Ahhh.
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    The football thread RenegadeMonster is looking for: NFL talk

    Also this is the first time I can remember in my adult life the Bengals not being near the top. I have to stay up late to see their pick and it's so refreshing to genuinely not care who they pick. I'm curious to see where all the Cincinnati kids end up. Sauce already got drafted. I kind of want...
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    The football thread RenegadeMonster is looking for: NFL talk

    The make a wish kid announcing melted my heart
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    The football thread RenegadeMonster is looking for: NFL talk

    It's draft time baybayyy
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    I LOVE HER [MEDIA]

    I LOVE HER
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    Baseball

    REDS REDS REDS REDS REDS
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    three more weeks until this semester is over, four more weeks until je voyage en france... I can...

    three more weeks until this semester is over, four more weeks until je voyage en france... I can do it. je pense.
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    Pain tolerance just depends on the person. I've been kicked, hit, grabbed forcefully etc because...

    Pain tolerance just depends on the person. I've been kicked, hit, grabbed forcefully etc because people can't handle it sometimes. People do ask for bleaching and I'm just like uhhh no. People fart a LOT but always pretend like it didn't happen if it was quiet lolll
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    He will never take the midnight train going anywhere

    He will never take the midnight train going anywhere
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    I have had too much bourbon tonight so feel free to ask more lmaooo

    I have had too much bourbon tonight so feel free to ask more lmaooo
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    Damn character limit When selecting your playlist, do you select mostly calm music like Mazzy...

    Damn character limit When selecting your playlist, do you select mostly calm music like Mazzy to offset pain? I wake up and choose chaos to every day. If my boss is there, it's inoffensive pop throwbacks like Britney and NSYNC. If she isn't, it's a lot of my own shit like Mazzy and Pavement.
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    Do guys ever come in and ask for butthole waxing? Yes. The guitarist from journey randomly lives...

    Do guys ever come in and ask for butthole waxing? Yes. The guitarist from journey randomly lives in my city and comes in to get waxed. He came on my coworker.
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    -How courteous are people with their hygiene? Have you ever had to refuse service due to...

    -How courteous are people with their hygiene? Have you ever had to refuse service due to uncleanliness? Unless someone like literally holds a gun to our heads we can't refuse service. I've had to wax over cottage cheese leaking out of a vagina and poopy buttholes many times. -How much does a...
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    @Mather too late @TheThinWhiteDuke I feel like you know me well enough to not be surprised by...

    @Mather too late @TheThinWhiteDuke I feel like you know me well enough to not be surprised by any of this by now @zomgbear -Do you like your job? NOPE I went back to college in spring 2021. Double major in English lit and french, intend to get a double master's in English and library sciences.
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    @zomgbear I live for questions about my job pls ask away

    @zomgbear I live for questions about my job pls ask away
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    @yukbon it evokes vivid imagery of staring at someone's anus and thinking that they have an...

    @yukbon it evokes vivid imagery of staring at someone's anus and thinking that they have an outtie and not an innie
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    the shock value of telling people what I do for work keeps me going

    the shock value of telling people what I do for work keeps me going
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    @Hemotep I wax vagina and buttholes for money

    @Hemotep I wax vagina and buttholes for money
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    I ruined Fade Into You because I put it on a work playlist and now I just associate Mazzy Star...

    I ruined Fade Into You because I put it on a work playlist and now I just associate Mazzy Star with buttholes
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    I'm doing preliminary research into grad school programs since I'll graduate either next summer...

    I'm doing preliminary research into grad school programs since I'll graduate either next summer or fall and Jesus Christ, I swear colleges make their grad program sites borderline unnavigable to weed people out
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