Needles & Grooves

I get these calls and emails to my work email all the time. I love how they sometimes end with "Have a blessed day."

*polite female robot voice* The police are on their way to your location.

Yes I adore it when I get phone calls that start with "Attention, this is security office..."

I actually got a live person that called me telling me my computer was infected with a virus and only they could help me get rid of it. I asked him what address I should send the Target gift cards to. I laughed, he laughed. Much fun was had by all. He told me the weather in New Delhi was good. That last part didn't happen though, he told me to (and I quote) "fuck your mother".

Apparently, Apple is calling me in that same creepy voice and telling me that my iCloud account is compromised. Funny how they are calling me from a line that isn't linked to that account. Scam anyone?

I got an email that ALMOST got me. It was a very legit looking Amazon email, but there were a couple of giveaways.

I like how they warn you they're sending the police. They always do that!