Needles & Grooves

I feel like maybe it’s time to start thinking about another hobby. I hear reel-to-reel is where it’s at.

Is it wrong that I’m now imagining a warped tape reel...

As long as I keep getting replacements I'm good.

Eventually the record companies realize it’s cheaper to just replace you with a slightly more warped version of you to eliminate the middle man.

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”