Needles & Grooves

It do be creepy sometimes

-glances at Joe-

-slowly reaches arm across the bridge of his nose to pole on the other side-

-maintains eye contact-

-sweats-

Tallist

@Mather I’m a good enough barrister to paint such a picture that the jury will immediately go self defence

The world is bloody heightist @Murfocakes and its not lanky people that bear the brunt of that...

Except for on airplanes, where all you short people get to gloat at us squished tallies as we all hurtle through the sky in an aluminum-wrapped core sample from the bowels of hell with wings.

@LeSamourai unless we’re sat next to you listening to you moan about your crushed legs while you again fail to realise your elbows are in our faces...