Needles & Grooves

I may set a trap for him so that I can get the old mail guy back.

The next guy delivers two hours earlier, but he kicks the packages.

I SEE YOU SATAN

Some of us don't get home delivery (PO Box) and generally have a 24+ hour delay, sometimes DAYS because the window isn't open when I am off work and near home.

But is he delivering fewer warped records?

@Aelias twist: new mailman is late because he's busy flattening records for @Mather before delivering them.

Honestly it's too early to tell regarding the warps. So far they've been... fine.

ish

previous guy must have been moving at warp speed, is what we were looking for, i think

Well played, you get a cookie.

Straight up angry I missed that one.

Don't worry there are enough cookies to go around.

The other postie probably got an RSI from warping all your records.