It's your birthday, it's your birthday, it's your birthday boy or girl 
Needles & Grooves
ThePakoBuelna
Mather
why god
Mather
acceptable
Sebastian
I’ve got two words.
Let’s go @girlnevergoesout
Let’s go @girlnevergoesout
Corycm
Whew. I almost missed his birthday. I’d never forgive myself if that happened. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATHFACE
TrainFan73
OH MY GOD!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Mather !!!!
Dirtbag Auntie
All I know is @Mather didn’t wish me a happy birthday and I’m gonna turn this board into a car wash.
TrainFan73
What would you do with more suds?
jamieanderson1968
Workin’ at the car wash!!!
Mather
@girlnevergoesout omg another ignored Libra birthday, how many counts as an epidemic? I did wish you a happy birthday but I sent it by pigeon, should arrive some time before spring. Leave your windows open till then.
TrainFan73
I mean I sent @Mather a birthday card by pony express. How was I supposed to know they would go out of business before he was born?
TrainFan73
*loads up google device to ensure the pony express is actually out of business*
TrainFan73
Hey @Mather you were born after 1861, right?
TrainFan73
Cool, they didn’t operate until after you died. In the clear.
Dirtbag Auntie
@Mather two. I will not stand for another ignored libra birthday. Oh I was looking for a gopher to pop out of my yard with the birthday wishes. I’ll adjust.
Mather
@girlnevergoesout but seriously happy actual birthday. I will send a legion of gophers in party hats, I'll see if the pigeons can carry the gophers to cut down on travel time.
Corycm
the pigeons have unionized and aren’t taking any more of your nonsense, Smather.
Dirtbag Auntie
@Mather you too. Happy serious actual birthday. This is not business giving birthday wishes like all these other monsters (@Ginormousthumbs)