Fortunately, the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Vinyl Accessories was quickly established. Article I forbids assistance to NightMather to acquire such devices.
I know, I was so excited when I saw BOTH threads. Thought my night was set, had popcorn and everything ready. Then captain buzzkill shut down the threads. Just kidding @AndySlash you did the right thing.
Request for our long suffering moderators, please keep shill post open until at least 10 of us have made some snarky comment. We have so little fun in our lives anymore