Needles & Grooves

All I got was Sub Pop sticker. I feel ripped off.

you got the golden ticket!

FJM taking the U2 Strategy of putting music on your devices a bit too literally.

My girlfriend's mom sent us Christmas gifts this year and the box looked like it had seen better days. Turns out that it must have popped open during UPS handling and they tried to repackage. The surprise inside was the dental mold of some random person's teeth that got repackaged with everything else. We were extremely confused and just dropped it off at UPS to carry it on its way.

These deluxe editions are really getting out of hand.

If it rings DO NOT ANSWER!!

"Honey? It's FJM again, he's upset about something... again. He's.. he's very whiney and he's demanding to speak with you regarding... "greivances".

"Yesterday he spent 4 hours talking about the time a turtle looked at him and how he still hasn't gotten over it. And then it was on to the people who are breaking into his house while he sleeps and changing the size of his penny loafers."