Needles & Grooves

@zomgbear I live for questions about my job pls ask away

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OK! Feel free to selectively answer!
-Do you like your job?
-How courteous are people with their hygiene? Have you ever had to refuse service due to uncleanliness?
-How much does a butthole waxing generally cost?
-Do guys ever come in and ask for butthole waxing?
-When selecting your playlist, do you select mostly calm music like Mazzy to offset pain?

-frantically searching-

Where's the unfollow button??
WHERE IS THE UNFOLLOW BUTTON!!?!

@Mather too late
@TheThinWhiteDuke I feel like you know me well enough to not be surprised by any of this by now

@zomgbear
-Do you like your job? NOPE I went back to college in spring 2021. Double major in English lit and french, intend to get a double master's in English and library sciences.

-How courteous are people with their hygiene? Have you ever had to refuse service due to uncleanliness? Unless someone like literally holds a gun to our heads we can't refuse service. I've had to wax over cottage cheese leaking out of a vagina and poopy buttholes many times.
-How much does a butthole waxing generally cost? A Brazilian is about $60. I think butthole alone is $25.

Do guys ever come in and ask for butthole waxing? Yes. The guitarist from journey randomly lives in my city and comes in to get waxed. He came on my coworker.

Damn character limit

When selecting your playlist, do you select mostly calm music like Mazzy to offset pain? I wake up and choose chaos to every day. If my boss is there, it's inoffensive pop throwbacks like Britney and NSYNC. If she isn't, it's a lot of my own shit like Mazzy and Pavement.

I have had too much bourbon tonight so feel free to ask more lmaooo

@zomgbear I will never forgive you for this.

@sarcasticfairyprincess Thanks for answering! Its something I know nothing about so this is very interesting.
@Mather Sorry! But now you know and knowing is half the battle

REPORT

journey is forever ruined for Mather

He will never take the midnight train going anywhere

How well do people handle pain?
Do they ask for anal bleaching?

Do they ever fart as you yank the wax off? My friend who had this job when we were younger said she got farted on more than once and people rarely apologized. Do you wax shapes into pubes on request?

honestly if i were in this position i don't think I could resist telling the guitarist how much i loved his work. "I think 'carry on my wayward son' is such a great song" or maybe even better "my parents love 'more than a feeling'"

Pain tolerance just depends on the person. I've been kicked, hit, grabbed forcefully etc because people can't handle it sometimes. People do ask for bleaching and I'm just like uhhh no. People fart a LOT but always pretend like it didn't happen if it was quiet lolll

"He will never take the midnight train going anywhere" - @sarcasticfairyprincess

Not to mention, he has to pay for his Ubers now.

TIL there are 2 kinds of ppl.