Remember give me a call and ask for JUDY, that is the code word for the extraction mission. Blue team is on standby.
If he asks if you want to “check out his cables” say you need to use the restroom and climb out of the window immediately
Omg what the fuck I just discovered this @BjorgenFjorgen GIVE THEM PROOF OF LIFE I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
It’s ok son, we are coming in to get you. Get on the floor and cover your ears. The scary man won’t hurt you any more