Needles & Grooves

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You're welcome.

Ooh can I submit content for you publish?

It will all be based around "It's _____ season, mother fuckers!"

First few are ready to go

It's Pumpkin Spice season, mother fuckers!
It's Candy Corn season, mother fucker!

Whatever. Send me those speakers.

Consider us even for forgetting your birthday.

A Møøse once bit my sister...

Aioli

Don't you have a sexy car garage to poop in or something?

It’s been 12 hours man, nobody has that kind of stamina

You clearly haven't read many Penthouse Letters.