Isn't this a derivative of the a guy walks into a bar joke ? 
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This is an evergreen post
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Man With Complete Mama's Family Video Library Never Going On eBay Drunk Again
NEWTON, MA—In a solemn pledge to himself and the world, Kevin Wollersheim, the new owner of a complete Mama's Family video library, announced Monday that he will "never, ever again" shop the online auction house eBay while inebriated.
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