Needles & Grooves

Ebay, Target, office Depot, and Holland America

I have a bunch of emails from some place that wants to sue round up on my behalf.

I have those too @nolalady

Porn

My email is apparently similar to some guy’s named Doug who has signed up for all the porn. Occasionally I’ll even get a legit email from like a country club or something. But it’s mostly his porn

At this point I should probably start meeting those Russian girls someone insists in asking me to do so.

I got an email a couple of days ago about ways to fix a "penile clog"