Needles & Grooves

This post is brought to you by my mental health.

I feel this. Some days I wish my elevator ride was just a bit longer.

I read that as 'forced quiet contraception'

That's after.

I want mandated mid day naps.

I also don’t want an easier way to engage your staff eval process that also makes it less cumbersome for management to become 4x as cumbersome. But these are just pipe dreams.

My secretary has learned that she can't come talk to me for at least half an hour after I get to the office because that's my Quiet Time

Back in the office days my staff learned to keep clear of the doors 8.55-8.59 because I have time keeping issues…

After a night of switching live national TV in front of like 50 monitors and then a 1 hour public transit ride home my wife knows that when I get home I need to be treated very delicately for the first hour or so, or at least until I've had a pint...

I am writing her a check to hide in the dark and jump out screaming at you when you walk in the door.

#DEADMATHER

You can watch this to pass the time

Noooooooooooooooiooooioooiooo

I'm always disappointed when I meet someone from work on my way to the office because they want to interact and I'm still mentally prepping

You guys are lucky. Often my staff starts bugging me two to three hours before I get to work.