Needles & Grooves

I think you've been spending too much time in dark rooms alone.. *coughs* gollum *coughs*

Hope you have a good Olympics driving the boards. Hope you’re enthusiastic padawan isn’t too annoying during it!

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Padawan is backfill for the main network while I'm doing the games...

Does it say NightMather or just Mather?

The Mather Decathlon is a terrifying prospect to behold.

I'm not certain my director, my producer and myself are going to make it through these two weeks of broadcasts alive. There might be a Battle Royale in the control room before it's out.

Resolve it the only way you can: defeat each of them in a Canadian Dance Off, acquire their lanyards, and assume All of the Power of Canadian TVdom.