Needles & Grooves

So, if I'm reading this right it's a Mortal Kombat-esque tournament where all these animals can be pitted against one another? And 14% of respondents think a goose is coming out on top?! D/r it seems the math is a bit more complicated w/ the % of times each animal won their fight so not overall confidence of supremacy

A Jaguar would destroy a Croc…

@Lord Diaper Baby It’s funny that a human is just slightly ahead the goose too.

Yeah, hippos are brutal

I'd put the world's largest bear, the polar bear, above the grizzly bear. I've seen a stuffed polar bear that was over 11 feet tall and weighed over 2200 pounds. That thing was a terrifying monster.

@TenderLovingKiller® in the article I find it disheartening that 28% of US respondents think they couldn't defeat a rat if they were unarmed

They left off Orcas and Great White Sharks too. Obviously terrain would matter but those would definitely have a better shot a lot of these animals.

Koalas are pretty vicious too. I'd put them above 50% on that chart.

Pretty sure I couldn't defeat a rat.

@Lord Diaper Baby I’d like to meet the 6% that think they could defeat a Grizzly…