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Sonicpharmacist
Sonicpharmacist
Amazon: Yes this is Daniel from Amazon, how can I help you?
Me: You called me
Daniel: What is your name?
Me: if you’re calling me from Amazon about an item I didn’t order shouldn’t you know my name?
Daniel: shut the fuck up
call ends
RenegadeMonster
RenegadeMonster
I get a text message every day from "Amazon" saying I came in 4th place in their "ear pod" drawing.
djdavedk
djdavedk
Hallooo, this is Stove Jebs...
Aron
Aron
"Well, Daniel from Amazon, if you continue to speak to me like that, I'm never going to tell you the name of my first pet."
Sparkle Baby Diaper Lava
Sparkle Baby Diaper Lava
I hate to be THAT guy...but imma have to side with Daniel on this. He's getting it from Bezos on one end and Big Pharma on the other. He was just trying to help you. He said it in his first sentence. Sheesh!
dansomeone
dansomeone
Lol, Stove Jebs. That reminded me of this:
"Bill Grates invented Michaelsoft" - Dr. Steve Brule
RenegadeMonster
RenegadeMonster
@dansomeone that reminds me of a phishing test it emailed us at work last year. Peter Parker invited us all to join Macrosoft Teams.
If you clicked the invite link you had to go through mandatory phishing training. I for sure did not click on it. But I was like. Cool, spider man wants to be my friend.
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