Needles & Grooves

Yikes!

Ugh. Sympathies. Even when you make the cut that’s not a fun situation, before/during/after. Hoping for the best!

Our company officially launched its new organisation yesterday after a merger. Today they announced another merger...

Sending good vibes and bourbon...

Okay just good vibes because I accidentally drank all the bourbon.

We’re sorry to announce that as part of our strategic realignment we have had to eliminate one full time @Mather and going forward his duties will be handled by this office plant and this half-eaten box of TimBits. We appreciate you’re cooperation as we move forward together into the next chapter of our company.

DON’T GIVE ME THAT SAD FACE. YOUR SEVERANCE WAS MORE THAN FAIR. Not everyone got half a box of TimBits you know.

What, the rhododendron?? I'M TWICE THE HOUSEPLANT THAT CLUELESS FOP IS!

We’re paying you too much. That rhododendron will work for half of what we’re paying you even if he does make the cat throw up.