Needles & Grooves

would still be an upgrade

@kvetcha not arguing that lol. Today’s sound bite rivals the “you ain’t black”

face palms y’all

It seems like this is an epidemic among presidential candidates official or otherwise.

I am blissfully unaware of his latest guffaw.

It might be good if y'all would stop with the almost 80 year old candidates. Most 80 year olds cannot operate cell phones or television remotes. They should not be running countries.

we tried

Did we? The two best alternatives were both over 70.

Don't worry, Tucker Carlson will only be 55 in 2024.

Tucker vs AOC. Our country will burn.

@gouis just let Jon Stewart debate Tucker again and mop the floor with him hah

Tucker Carlson/Laura Ingraham 2024. You heard it here first.
EDIT: i should have added this emoji to denote sarcasm.