You’re just jealous you didn’t come up with the “She checks out Mozart while she does Tae-Bo” line first and Pat Monahan’s ability to pull off leather trousers.
Seriously, Train is the worst and Pat Monohan is kind of a dick but Mo-Fi isn’t known for its discerning taste. They have put out lots of high quality immaculately pressed grade A bullshit over the years.
MoFi and audiophile companies in general have always exclusively catered to old white men. Prepare yourself for a resurgence of terrible early to mid aughts adult contemporary in the coming years.