Needles & Grooves

Didcha.... didcha do that?

Some friends did. There was a wedding, reception, and afterparty. Some at the afterparty shared a bong, and all them later tested positive for COVID. The people at the afterparty that just drank all tested negative. I don’t mean to imply going to parties and drinking is safe. I just wanted to provide a warning that bong passing etiquette may be dangerous

Well, I'm happy for you that you didn't. You are smart, your friends are... not as smart.

I have gotten very antisocial. I haven’t seen friends since March. I go to work, come home, and, once a week, get groceries (while wearing a mask).

Dude, same. I haven't actually seen any of my friends in person since March either. I have also not been to work since March. I just talk to my houseplants now, they're generally very receptive and not at all judgy... All except Stephen, the Philodendron... he's a frigid, emotionally stunted asshole...
YOU HEAR THAT STEPHEN?
THAT'S RIGHT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.

Excuse me a moment...