Needles & Grooves

Sounds like something from a math textbook:

Lee can dig a 27 cubic foot hole during the time it takes to listen to Versus by Pearl Jam twice. How many listens to Nirvana's In Utero would it take to dig a 15 cubic foot hole?

I just want to say that I'd rather not ever have to dig a 27 cubic foot hole for any reason.

Bah..you are slow...I can dig a 50 cubic hole in that same amount of time