Needles & Grooves

Did they send you the gold jacket yet

Well, ya know!

@AnthonyI Are you saying I'm a Hall of Famer?

No, a Well Known Member...........that blows away HOFer by a long shot

@Mather will show ya the secret handshake and see @dhodo about getting Your keys for the “Not-So- Well Known” executive restroom.

This post made me check the rankings of most posts and most reactions. I think I’m here all the time but sweet Jesus @Joe Mac you must have very understanding employers

I'm alright lol

@Murfocakes the state. Also I have an office where people leave me alone in the back corner so long as I output plenty, and I do!

Well known membership level is where it’s finally revealed the truth that N&G is actually an just elaborate recruiting tool for Scientology Thetan testing and copies of Dianetics for all! Mewhooowhahaha!!!

Okay so I've found the secret handshake tutorial transparency diagrams, they're in the mail but this overhead projector is gunna be pricey to ship, so I'm just gunna need you to send me ohhh I dunno... like $300.

Just remember that This is your main job @Joe Mac . We don’t want you slacking or wasting time earning money. You’ve got a quota of another 1,000 messages to post before March is over. We at head office are counting on you pulling this off

@Mather Can you ship me your vinyl flat in lieu?

One of us! One of us!

@Rip_City Okey dokey just gunna go ahead here and add another zero to that ol' invoice-a-rino..

im sure that’ll be just fine and @Rip_City will he able to spring for $10 @Mather

@Joe Mac careful, I may have to call my lawyer @Mathew Chupacabra J.D.

oooooooh! A chance for me to meet someone in court! Pass me my tabs, my robe and my horse hair wig...

Hello, at the behest of my client I've started court proceedings against all of you. I don't know who any of you are or what you've done but I'm sure I can find something. @Joe Mac you're being double sued, which is twice as bad as regular sued. Don't look it up, it's a thing.