Needles & Grooves

My knees just started to ache reading this

leafs finally gave you a call ?
reminds me of the guy who came in for the Blackhawks some time ago

also, ill fly to Toronto and put a warped record on your grave

That's good, do that. I'll haunt you the least.

Here's to un-warped pucks!

Dibs on the super cables...

I'm being buried with them.

I’d have thought that once the ice had thawed that you’d want a Viking Funeral at the site of your fall?

Public hockey rinks tend to frown on Viking burial ceremonies that involve bonfires.

That’s their loss!

I mean... goalies are the most insane people in every sport.

Also used to be a drummer.

I said 'insane' not 'pathetic'

Can't I be both?

I'll throw on my most warped record and think of you.