Fuck yeah. Canada doesn't swing right. Beer me.
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long live NIGHTMather
So I've taken to buying kinda rare sneakers when they release and then keeping them boxed for a couple years before I wear them. Just discovered the 3 pairs in my closet are currently worth $1500. OH NO
That period of time after you upgrade your system, where you get to go through your whole collection and listen to everything again for the first time, is the best time.
This may not mean much to 98% of the people on here but starting this fall I'm going to be cutting Hockey Night in Canada. So that's kinda cool.
My kingdom for a Stranglers "Rattus Norvegicus" repress.
I swear, these Uber rides home are becoming increasingly terrifying. If I die in an Uber I am going to be so mad, I will haunt EVERYBODY.
ME: Man, remember when watermelon had seeds? I miss that, it sucks that it's not a thing anymore.
-wife buys watermelon with seeds-
ME: What the fuck is wrong with this watermelon.
WIFE: It has seeds.
ME: This is terrible, what were you thinking.
WIFE: I've come to terms with the fact that you are going to buy these speakers.
ME:
Okay fine, OKAY FINE ED SHEERAN YOU WRITE VERY GOOD POP SONGS I ADMIT IT. But if I hear "Bad Habits" one more time in my Uber rides to work I'm going to swallow a chainsaw.
Me: Look at these new speakers I found, they're TEAK!
Wife:
I'm pretty sure this Uber I'm in is powered by a lawnmower motor. And the shocks are just cinderblocks wrapped in saran wrap. If I die, this is the reason.
A co-worker of my good friend just bought a condo in Brooklyn NY from the guy who wrote the McSweeney's "It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckers" article. I'm fanboying the fuck out.
This is my Woodstock.
Just finished 9 holes of golf with my wife where I almost winged like 2 different sets of people on adjacent holes due to a slice so epic that I was hitting greens 2 fairways over. But I twice hit MY green in two shots and this counts as the greatest 9 holes of golf I've ever played. The soundtrack of the day was frenetic surf rock and it really worked.
I demand to know why completely out of the blue my brain just made jazz hands at me while mysteriously uttering the word "Moommenschanz....".
WTF
Okay so, Dark Side Of The Moon and women's Olympic Indoor Volleyball. It works, I think it's all the slow mo replays. It may also be all the beer. Let's go with a combination of slo mo replays, and beer.
I'm heading to two record stores before I have to go back to my windowless control room until 3 am. QUICK WHAT SHOULD I BUY? CURRENTLY TAKING SUGGESTIONS
no more Olympics... please... make the hurting stop
Okay I know the Bowie Ziggy Mofi from 81 gets some shade from angry old Hoffmanites but holy hell it sounds so good.
Dear 2021, fuck you. You do not come for The Odenkirk. -
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