I mean on one hand I get why his wife left him. If my significant other came home one day and was like "Yo, so I found this 800 pound half dead one eyed crocodile in the river behind our house and it's my soul mate now and basically just fucking deal with it or GTFO. Oh and look at all these cute pictures we took."
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I'd be like like "Fuck, I mean okay you half dead one eyed prehistoric fucker, you may have won this round but I've got a feeling there's a giant fucking asteroid coming for you and there ain't shit you can do about it you no opposable thumbs having motherfucker." And then I'd peel out on my fucking badass Harley and that crocodile would be like "fuck I hitched my wagon to the wrong fucking horse on this one..."