Needles & Grooves

Can’t wait to get ahold of your tax returns so I can figure this all out.

Over my lawyer @Mathew Chupacabra J.D.'s dead body.

You didn't go and buy them all did you? I also have 0 interest in Steely Dan. I like some Daft Punk songs but I've never bought any.

What? No, that's silly. Why would I, I don't like either of them. It's not like I would just NOT like something and then publicly state it on the interwebs machine and then be subjected to post after post about how I'm so impossibly wrong and then just suddenly feel like maybe I am wrong and then just like stuff all my credit cards in my pocket and race out the door...

...on my way to my local vinyls establishment so that I can buy all of the things that all of the people told me I was wrong about not liking and then get tackled by my lawyer @Mathew Chupacabra J.D. while I'm at the checkout screaming about the fact that yes I DO need all the copies of the "Robot Rock" single because it's so damn good and not at all terrible and on the nose and then-

My client has no further comment at this time. He's... indisposed...

best Mather status posts of the year so far

I mean to be fair it's a pretty low bar...

*shots fired*