Needles & Grooves

This is so dumb.

As a decoration, very cool. But, uh...

very dumb, but would like to see an actual player and not CGI

Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor and unfurrow my brow.

It's a new dawn

meanwhile the cartridge is probably a cheap Audio Technica

I've seen these types before. There was one out of Russia or somewhere thereabouts a few years ago. Watching the platter wobble in mid air was hilarious.

There've been a few popping up over the last couple years.

Does it actually bounce on the three settings.

Hey @Mather but if you had platters that wobbled at different frequencies you could possible solve all warps....

I just know someone here is going to buy it. HiFi? JoeMac? Anthonyl? NightMather? Someone will.....