Needles & Grooves

Yes, the first one. One of the worst songs ever written.

But Mather........ they lyricism in Drops of Jupiter is peak poetry!

"Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken"

YOU GUYYYYYUS STAAAAAAHP

I'M TOO SAAAAAAD NOW

The worst part of that song is how they're racist against Chinese food.

I am listening the “Summer Girls” video for first time in like 20 years and the funniest part (IMO) beside the dreadful lyrics is the anachronisms, references to Home Alone, Family Ties, and New Kids on The Block? The guys in this video are likely around my age but are reference pop culture from when I was like 8 years old, WTF?

God they are such douchebags in that video.

Complete douchers. There are 3 of them in the video yet only one “raps” the amount of lazy non-sequiturs used in the song just to rhyme is staggering.

Pretty funny, we had a power hour mix in college of terrible 90s songs and both Train and LFO were on there. The other classic in this vein is Hey Leonardo by Blessed Union of Souls

@Mather “when you take a sip you buzz like a hornet/ billy Shakespeare wrote a whole buncha sonnets” is an all time great lyric.

@D Jilla SHE LIKES ME FOR ME.

Holy fuck I forgot this existed. Another just terrible song.

Yeah but you can’t forget “the great Larry Bird (jersey 33)

While we're on the subject of LFO, my dad worked for a high volume screen printing company that did Abercrombie & Fitch T-shirts when they still printed in the US, so I had a large amount slightly misprinted A&F shirts as a 10-11 yr old. Summer Girls might be the worst thing to happen to me as a pre-teen.

I lived a pretty sheltered life.

That one has the immortal line “she likes me for me/not because I look like Tyson Beckford/with the charm of Robert Redford/oozing out my ears” - what in the absolute fuck

Man, my YouTube Algorithm is gonna be fucked up for weeks after this.

I can see I've struck a nerve here...

Another LFO gem, “I love Kevin Bacon but hate Footloose” First off, Footloose is awesome, secondly, what’s that gotta do with anything?

That LFO song is the single most horrifying thing I’ve seen today....and I watched the news.

Cuz Footloose is GAY

You are the voice of my conscience. Keep up the good fight.