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Colonel_Angus
Colonel_Angus
“LINOLEUM” would look better
Tyr
Tyr
Have you been hanging out with @Jonathan Y ?

Also.....A
Mather
Mather
@wokeupnew I would rather die. DO YOU HEAR ME? I WOULD CHOOSE DEATH OVER THAT OPTION


Okay I was being slightly hyperbolic maybe not death but definitely like, a small paper cut.

Actually screw that paper cuts are THE WORST okay I'd choose that little cut you get on the inside of your hand after your open a tightly capped twist off bottle. DO YOU HEAR ME, I WOULD CHOOSE THAT
Mather
Mather
But I get to drink the beer after.
Sonicpharmacist
Sonicpharmacist
Definitely A. Then again, I did take my wife’s Suave shampoo and conditioner bottles, tape Gerardo’s picture on the front, along with the word “Rico” above the “Suave”.
Sonicpharmacist
Sonicpharmacist
My handiwork
Crabbers
Crabbers
But the real answer is...d. whatever your wife says ...after all, happy wife happy Mather👍🏻
Corycm
Corycm
I got nothing. Wait. Andryer 3000? Is that something? I dunno. I’m very tired.
TenderLovingKiller®
TenderLovingKiller®
It needs to say “So fresh and so clean, clean”; two “clean’s”, not one.
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Mather
Mather
Look, Jesus Christ guys I mean I'm trying here but I can't move mountains, I don't think the two cleans are on the table...
TenderLovingKiller®
TenderLovingKiller®
What's the point if ya ain't gonna do it right?
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GritNGlitter
GritNGlitter
I feel like every blond Instagram influencer has this as a print in their bathrooms, so while I like the concept, not sure of the actual lyric choice.
Melt Face Molly Drop
Melt Face Molly Drop
She’s right. It is basic.
TenderLovingKiller®
TenderLovingKiller®
Maybe quote Snoop’s “Lodi Dodi” in the bathroom instead?
TenderLovingKiller®
TenderLovingKiller®
Or MF Doom’s “One Beer” in your bar area?
TenderLovingKiller®
TenderLovingKiller®
ooooh, better still what about OutKast’s “So fresh and so clean” in your laundry room.
Mather
Mather
@GritNGlitter See... this is what I feared. Alright, going with the second choice:

-"Hey... Dirty, Baby I Got Ya Laundry"

or third choice:

-"CloroX Gone Give It To Ya."
Tyr
Tyr
Ummm I change my vote to ODB!
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