That. Couch. Looks. Comfy.
Needles & Grooves
Corycm
Mather
It. Doesn't. Fold. Out.
folsom_lives
Bring. Me. Another. Beer.
juiceless
These. Pretzels. (are) making. (me) thirsty.
Hollywood
@folsom_lives here. you. go. buddy. 
Crabbers
I was going along the lines of what @folsom_lives was thinking...
I. Need. A. Beer
I. Need. A. Beer
Joe Mac
I’m out of wine
Twentytwo
Glad I'm not dead!
SanSeattle
It's Only One Beer (We all know how the rest goes...)
Aelias
What day is it?
Joe Mac
There are still days?
Mather
It's either Thisday, Thatday or Theotherday, but I can't remember which.
Joe Mac
It is wine day.