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I might be wrong, but I think lot's of people had issues with noise on this one.

There was a very large scratch on my first copy that went across the final two tracks of Side B. My replacement copy did not have the scratch, but there were pops across that same part of the record (although not as bad).

My theory is a batch of the records either had that scratch or were impacted by whatever it was that created that scratch.
 
I suppose with the amount of defective records @Mather gets, the odds of anyone else getting issues in Canada must be slim :)
I've said it before, I am the vinyl sin eater. I exist solely that you all may receive and enjoy your new unblemished records. If people were to stop purchasing vinyl I would simply cease to exist. Vanish in a puff of smoke, with a faint hint of bourbon...
 
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I've said it before, but I am the vinyl sin eater. I exist solely that you all may receive and enjoy your new unblemished records. If people were to stop purchasing vinyl I would simply cease to exist. Vanish in a puff of smoke, with a faint hint of bourbon...
Would you become a character in your own arcade game?
 
I’ll dentist chair you if I hear another disparaging word about sweet, wonderful Steely Dan.
I mean, to be fair... the Aja mafia keeps bringing it up. And I just keep saying the same thing. So really, if all the irrationally angry and not at all chill Aja fans don't want to hear me saying "elevator dentist", then they should probably just stop asking me...

-credits roll over sweet sax solo-

-somewhere, a dentist cries-
 
I mean, to be fair... the Aja mafia keeps bringing it up. And I just keep saying the same thing. So really, if all the irrationally angry and not at all chill Aja fans don't want to hear me saying "elevator dentist", then they should probably just stop asking me...

-credits roll over sweet sax solo-

-somewhere, a dentist cries-
As someone who is pretty indifferent to Steely Dan, it sounds like you had better dentist music than I did. Growing up, mine always just left the radio on the soft rock/R&B station. Current one is musicless which is fine by me.
 
As someone who is pretty indifferent to Steely Dan, it sounds like you had better dentist music than I did. Growing up, mine always just left the radio on the soft rock/R&B station. Current one is musicless which is fine by me.

I have one very memorable experience of a dentist attempting to drill for oil in the back of my mouth before the drugs had kicked in properly, whilst being forced to listen to Take That's version of relight my fire.
 
I mean, to be fair... the Aja mafia keeps bringing it up. And I just keep saying the same thing. So really, if all the irrationally angry and not at all chill Aja fans don't want to hear me saying "elevator dentist", then they should probably just stop asking me...

-credits roll over sweet sax solo-

-somewhere, a dentist cries-
If ya come at Mather ya better not miss.
 
I mean, to be fair... the Aja mafia keeps bringing it up. And I just keep saying the same thing. So really, if all the irrationally angry and not at all chill Aja fans don't want to hear me saying "elevator dentist", then they should probably just stop asking me...

-credits roll over sweet sax solo-

-somewhere, a dentist cries-
If I wasn't high on Novocaine, I would climb out of this comfy dentists chair and toss one of my espadrilles at you. Sweet sweet novacaine. What were we talking about?
 
If I wasn't high on Novocaine, I would climb out of this comfy dentists chair and toss one of my espadrilles at you. Sweet sweet novacaine. What were we talking about?
We were talking about appropriate places to wear espadrilles, like on a yacht whilst listening to some kind of soft rock.... that may or may not include an abundance of sax. The yachts name is a 3 letter palindrome starting with "A".

The yacht is also full of dentists.
 
I mean, to be fair... the Aja mafia keeps bringing it up. And I just keep saying the same thing. So really, if all the irrationally angry and not at all chill Aja fans don't want to hear me saying "elevator dentist", then they should probably just stop asking me...

-credits roll over sweet sax solo-

-somewhere, a dentist cries-
My dentist is warped and makes me watch SportsNet. It's the worst. Especially the night production values. It makes me yearn for a sweet Walter Becker guitar solo.

Seriously, I like other Steely Dan albums more than Aja, but I can't believe you are shit-talking Wayne Shorter's sax playing.
 
My dentist is warped and makes me watch SportsNet. It's the worst. Especially the night production values. It makes me yearn for a sweet Walter Becker guitar solo.

Seriously, I like other Steely Dan albums more than Aja, but I can't believe you are shit-talking Wayne Shorter's sax playing.
There are no less than seven different people credited with playing sax on that album. Also I didn't say the sax was bad, I said there was "an abundance of it".

Also I haven't done a show since November so you must be watching some other hack screwing up the nightly broadcasts.
 
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